It’s, uh, me—Colin Hanner. I’m an E.W. Scripps School of Journalism graduate, an amateur screenwriter, a professional greeting card writer, and a middle school variety show winner for my rendition of the Napoleon Dynamite dance.

No lies, just truths. Originally from Columbus, Ohio, I now live just north of The Windy City in Evanston, Illinois. You can follow me on Twitter. Or you can read I Think I’m Overthinking This on Substack, where I infrequently post long ramblings.